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the girl,
the cat &
the tree
Motor City
the girl, the cat and the tree
[Intro: The Young Wizard (Acting as a Narrator)]
Gather 'round, boys, girls and children; I have a fable to read to you all. Our story begins on a warm summer's day; in a small tattered town; in a small tattered house, where a small tattered cat resided... mainly in his bed. A sad cat, rendered cold and withered by the whispers of his past actions
The cat lay alone in his tattered bed... wondering... and pondering... his lonesome thoughts
[Verse 1: Lausse the Cat]
They ask me, "Lausse
Why you never step a Nike out your house?
Why you always in the dark with lights but only at your snout?
Why we only see your carca** at a party when you're lit?
Or when you're out for rounds in town
To scout yourself another b*t*h?"
I said, I said "I don't see the point in gettin' dressed
I don't even see the point in gettin' breakfast if I'm honest
Some would say I fit the symptoms of depressed and alcoholic
But a smile's upon my face when I'm in bed and writin' sonnets
Maybe I'm just not the problem, but the world I walk upon
Where I live, the sun don't shine - or very little to my knowledge
All I see is battered people on the powder gettin' on it
Seems we live for fun - but when it's done
We live for battered sausage
I don't wanna make my money doin' nothin' in an office
I don't wanna spend my money on a coffee or a bonnet
With a godly brand upon it
I ain't a**ed for livin' right
Get degrees and spend my life with what I've made from nine to five"
[Interlude: The Young Wizard (Acting as a Narrator) & Lausse The Cat]
The cat decided to take a stroll through his local park. *laughs*
He likes that park. (That's a very nice park, absolutely lovely)
And as he sat down on his favorite bench, a small girl in a blue dress came up to him and asked, "Why do you look so sad?"
The cat answered;
[Verse 2: Lausse The Cat]
Motor City, half-a**ed with the lights
Heavy hand with the pint gla** and dance in the night
After half-past three when the time starts
Barking the bystanders home with a fight and a scratch card
Life in Motor City ain't much
Grey skies lie here, and a couple Mecca Bingoes
Bin-ridden streets full of sin-ridden teens
With some dim-litten lights while the kitten doth feel low
Bystanders try pa** the time
With a pint in their hand and some lines and a fiver
See more than four times a day the demise of a soul
Asking wide-eyed for change or a lighter
Life in this mess makes a heart numb
I ventured a quest to inspect why my heart's wrong
Backpack my way through the thrills of a young man
And fast forward with time and it seems that my heart's gone
[Outro: The Young Wizard (Acting as a Narrator)]
"That sounds bloody awful" said the girl
"How on earth did you get to lose your heart?
I know a wizard, who lives on top of the hill over yonder
Maybe he can help you..."
Drink With The Leaves
the girl, the cat and the tree
[Intro: Lausse The Cat & The Young Wizard]
Hello, Tree Man!
What you saying, Lausse?
Please pa** me my can
What's wrong now?
Moon man borrowed my slumber
Is that why I see black rings under the eyes of The Cat?
Indeed
And he said that he won't give it back, that's peak
Yeah see, it's not fair, Tree Wizard
Boy, do you drink 'cause you got some sorrows?
[Verse 1: Lausse The Cat & The Young Wizard]
Nah, I see it's more to confuse my innards
Some parts hollow, these parts need filling
Some guys got keys, me, I got liquor
Some guys got synagogues, some vicars
I got eyes witnessing sunrise often
Side by side, with a wine on offer
Yeah, don't mind me, just pa** my bottle
Fine, have wine, but try be subtle
If Sun Rah see's I gave you something bad
He'll take my leaves and make me sad
Then I'll come kill the sadness
Come back cracked with a zoot and a Magners
Some piff yat and a fat bag of catnip
Calm down, Lausse, let's not get vivid
Sometimes life's unfair, but listen (okay)
When you're sad, don't draw for liquor (why?)
'Cause, well, as a London kid
I would come with abundant spliffs
Usually p*ssed
Sometimes give that I miss these days
Mistakes that I've made
I'll avoid like a plague
'Cause I've gotta stay with it
Try stay sane so I'll speak on a written
Sometimes wonderin', who am I kiddin'?
Then see me draw straight for the liquor
Listen
Get - get drinking, boy!
(Yo, baby, let's get f**ked up, man!)
Listen, Lausse, you know that I've been about
Swiggin' liquor ain't gonna heal the pain that you're tryna drown
Let me tell you a little story 'bout a young man who's buried now
With all of his glory (goddamn, son)
Had a hole where he thought his heart would be
Filled it up with booze, birds, packets, and ecstasy
Little did he know the hole was gettin' bigger
Naturally, he decided he needed more drugs and liquor
A different picture was bein' painted now
As the young man began spiralin' down and down
So he decided it was time to give it up
With little luck, he tried
Spent days cryin' and tryna find a way out (oh no!)
Ended up right where he started
Days later he had dearly departed
The hole grew larger until he fell inside
Only to resurrect as this Tree Wizard
Reminiscin' upon his past life
Toy’s Story
the girl, the cat and the tree
[Intro: The Young Wizard (Acting as a Narrator)]
You see now, Lausse
You don't need drugs and alcohol to have fun
Remember your days as a boy before the times of substance
— or substances for that matter —
Remind yourself of a time when things were simpler and more innocent, perhaps...
[Verse 1: Lausse the Cat (and The Young Wizard)]
Once upon a time, in a place
There lived a gang of boys who would barter with fate
P*ssed about, avoidin' a start of a day
When things get annoying like bills and low payed shifts
Skipped cla** and aimed to go arsin' about
Nick beer from the nearest Tesco's around
Fear nothing but a dear mother's pout
So the f**kery would start just as soon as they left home
Skate in a car park, chased by the guards
Seeing no cinema scenes but this one is one
See some half arsed d**kheads in an R coloured mimicking the *beep* on the checker of an oyster
Make it £2.5, you don't give us many choices
Boisterous dim-witted boys on a loiter
See me skip a cla** to engage myself in coitus
Any ways i digress, man (Yo, Lausse, get back to the point, man)
We would skate car parks and go spray paint
Get chased by guards, lob bricks at the trains
Go squat rave weekly and try stay sane
Seein' ODs, guns, stabs, and keys to the face
So I chant to myself, "Run, run when they sing
Have fun fill your heart, doin' dumb little things"
Paint, fight, steal some, run when the pigs come
Lausse fills the dark, doin' sc*mmy little things
Bunch of devils found a funny place to breathe
The ruins of a temple called "abandoned factory"
They would spend their days there, pretend to climbing trees
Steppin' over some syringes, avoidin' HIV
See, the brats were back at it again
Markin' flags with the tip of their pens
Skatin' on the rooftops, chillin' 'til a huge chopper
Came down and chased 'em right out of their den (f**k)
And there, out of nowhere, to the rascals' disbelief
Came a chopper flyin' at them, on the sides written "POLICE"
[Bridge: Lausse the Cat]
Run, run when they swing
Feel the air as the blades from the helicopter sing
Paint, fight, steal some, run when the pigs come
Run fast though now...
[Verse 2: Lausse the Cat]
They thought quick then upped the pace, balaclava to the face
Saying sayonara to the chopper seemed a bit irrational
Blacka went full cannibal mode and tried to jump seven meters
Devils simmered down and took the time to take a breather
And figure out a plan (goddamn)
"How the f**k we gonna lose a chopper, man?" (What happened next?)
They start considerin' the seven meter dimwit plan
Once they start hearin' sirens in the distance
And I swear that I mean it when I say that, for an instant
I envisioned my a** in the cell, then I snapped up, relaxed
Put the cans in the back, gathered round, made a plan
Counted to three, and we ran past the cars in the streets
(Whoop, whoop, that's the sound of the police)
Swoop, swoop — that's the sound of the ground against my feet
As I whistle past the air and disappear into the alleyway
Steer towards the underground, and hand of death the barricade
The guy says, "come back!", I said, "do one"
(Please mind the gap) fine but please get a move on!
See me get a tree powered train to the south
Where I met with mates and we partied in the house
Eyes met with a girl
"Run, run when he sings
See, he'll try to have your heart just to fill up on his own
Done being chased by the piggies in the road
Kitty's rush now comes from the vulnerable girls"
[Outro: B-ahwe]
Careful, fuccbois on the loose
Fuccboi Lullaby
the girl, the cat and the tree
[Pre-verse 1: Lausse the Cat]
House party in a Hyde Park road with the Function One's yelling "guys come over
Front yards in a state, some girls doin’ NOS well away from the heat and the odours
"Name, please"
"Yeah, I'm on plus-one, sir and my mates are too" so we swerve past the bouncer
Crew splits, some go house, grime heads downstairs and I move to the girl on the counter like
"Hello, ma Cherie, I be off my nut
Got a few beers bubbling about my gut
Like your eyes, hair, thighs, mouth and rounded bumper
Lausse The Cat, you can take my number
Take my hand do a twirl "gottdamn"
And I swear I ain't never seen as pretty of a girl
Eyes glimmering be looking like pearls
Bit cheesy I know but my sleazy approach won’t work yet...
[Verse 1: Lausse the Cat]
...but you can be my mistress
I'll be your furry a**istant
Purpose be serving your thirst ridden wishlist
Cursed to increase all your thoughts hedonistic
A purrve in the sheets see my chirpse your hibiscus
Your a** be my biscuit
'bit egotistic
But gives in the sheets like a service at Christmas
First month free til' I swerve in the distance
And don't ask why it's my terms and conditions"
She looks in his eyes with despise but a hindrance to tell a drunk guy to get lost in an instant
Instead smiles and says "I admire your wishful thinking what's your name"
I said Lausse The Kitten
And we talked in the kitchen a fable of nonsense
Rushed up the stairs
Hopscotching the long steps
Pranced round the top floor in search of a locked bed
Nix on the keys; tell the boys what went on next
[Pre-verse 2: Lausse the Cat]
And they sexed all month
So I guess you could call it puppy love
And of course kitten kicked in the end
Before the lust turned dry
And as tough as the girl seemed
Cursed she fell with thoughts unsolved
Called the cat but he already had a new girl by his side
[Verse 2: Lausse the Cat]
Sorry my darling
Should have been clearer
L never stays long
He just disappears to
Bodybag hearts for a scarf in the winter
When the spark goes I don't linger
Commenced by lust yet
Trust will desist it
Hey honey I think it’s best I insist I get
The f**k out of this picture
Don’t cry, don't give a sh*t
Let a new romance be an elixir
Would you prefer if I left you the morning after
No calls, no talks or laughter
Just sauce and flesh
And shamed walks through parks
And no constant sex from said sex toy
[Pre-verse 3: Lausse the Cat]
Don’t get vexed
Heard love songs sung by a fuccboi
Shouldn't be alarmed if I duck
Oi, don't start slating my name cos' I’m not entertained no more
I made it clear it's a fling
Cos' I don't really wanna
Come to the point where I spunk on your thigh
After 10 minutes straight
Cos' I'm comfy inside
And I bust on your thigh
Cos' we only do it sideways now
Now we're done exploring
We know what excites us
You know what my minds like
I know when you're done soon
Rushed through sex now before bed and never noon
Thrice in the week the excitement done left us now
So I'll say "yo babe imma cut soon"
"Spoon me"
"F**k that"
"Don't be a c**t Cat"
"Sorry, imma go bun some hash where my don's at?"
"Right here"
"Yes lad"
"Let's get seshed out"
"Give me a sec with this girl then I'll get back"
Walked to the girl sitting down on her side
Saw him approach, thought he switched up his mind
Flipped her around got the girl upside down
With her neck to the floor (stop) as he distanced her thighs (what are you doing?)
Fisted her a** as he ran past the cervix
Reached to her heart ripped it out with a firm grip
Gulped it in one then the cat disappeared
Left Lucy with one bad heart and her tears
Belle Bouteille
the girl, the cat and the tree
[Chorus]
Hey man, do you think you could lend me a bit of cash?
12 for two bottles of red wine 10 for a Ben's of hash
You could buy some K and we could make it through the night
Something in my head has made me scared of what’s inside
I've had an awful day, I'm feeling sorry for myself
Don’t tell me to stop, I didn't come to you for help
Just to get a loan to buy myself some wine and beer
Fill this hole of mine and let my troubles disappear
[Verse 1]
Belle bouteille, viens ici que j'te caresse
Tu me plais et j'ai un peu de monnaie donc allons à la caisse
Prends ma main, on va se balader et dépêche toi ça presse
Laisse-moi reposer mes lèvres, faut se saouler en express
J'ai un boulot qui me pèse, laisse moi apaiser mes peines
On peut appeler tes potes
Moretti pas Heineken
Plus de cœur entre mes côtes
Comprends-tu pet**e en verre, tout le rouge que tu contiens laisse le couler dans mes veines...
(Le chat est parti dansant dans la rue
Mais plus de battement de cœur on s'en tape de ton châtiment)
Et à la main une belle ‘teille de vin
Tu me gardes maladroit
Et je te garderai frais sous les ombres noires des bâtiments
On me dit que j'abuse
Je joue Albert Camus
Je veux des femmes nues, de la bouffe, un peu d'art
Et je battis mon chemin
C’est pour ça que j’suis puni
Entre collines faites de vin
Je dirais que j'suis bien loti
[Verse 2]
Motor city hella cla** in the night
Heavy hand serves nicely when the pelican arrives
Half-a** lights act as candles for a Blanche
When desire for the use of double-bedding comes to mind
Swig a bit of house, it embellishes the night
Let the liquor in the wine be the flicker in the gla** frame
Wizard took the pulse that resided in my cage
Saino’s £4,99 be the red flow in my veins
Life in Motor City kinda pricey, but if you're feeling lucky
There's a couple Mecca Bingos
Win a bit of copper dough
Spend it on a bottle go
Linger by the wide-eyed in need of a lighter (guy comes up n' says)
"I’m in need of some guidance, why would a guy so mighty delight in my suffering, what a shoddy kingdom
Driven by my Wille zum Leben;
I'm sad and I'm lonely again"
[Hook]
I said: Hey man! (quoi qu'est ce qu'il y a ?) Take a walk on the wild side (qu'est ce qu'il veut ce bouffon, tu veux une claque ou quoi ?)
No. Hey man, (quoi je te jure, j'vais te gifler) take a walk on the wild side (arrête avec ton wild side de merde là)
No, and Chill man, Hey man, (Hey man, ouais j'ai compris) take a walk on the wild side. (aaaah! ah oui)
There you go
Hey man, take a walk on the wild side. (and the moon man says…)
[Chorus]
Hey, man do you think you could lend me a bit of cash?
12 for two bottles of red wine 10 for a Ben's of hash
You could buy some K and we could make it through the night
Something in my head has made me scared of what's inside
I've had an awful day, I'm feeling sorry for myself
Don't tell me to stop I didn't come to you for help
Just to get a loan to buy myself some wine and beer
Fill this hole of mine and let my troubles disappear